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help help vampires!

Wed Aug 30, 2006, 9:52 PM
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why won't the goths tell me how to avoid draculas? it's very urgent but no one is any help at ALL >: (

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:iconkrishva:
You must be very careful about draculas

they are EVERYWHERE

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Just take a fifteen minute intermission, boys.
:iconviolet-twylite:
GARLIC!!!

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Someday you will ache like I ache.
:iconcockthra:
that is totally a cliche and you obviously intend to have me killed by the draculas. GOOD DAY SIR. >: (
:iconviolet-twylite:
Well what kind of Draculas are you worried about, Anne Rice Draculas? Stoker Draculas? Poppy Z Brite? The Lost Boys? Vampires from Space? I even heard Lord Byron was one. Help me out a bit here!

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Someday you will ache like I ache.
:iconcockthra:
I'm thinkin' the Poppy Z Lost Boys from Space. I hear they've teamed up with the Leprechaun from the Hood (in space).
:iconviolet-twylite:
I'm sorry,those are the worst kind. I'm afraid you'll have to consult an expert.

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Someday you will ache like I ache.
:icondynamoe:
Garlic sunblock

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